A family christmas in your ass

My four-year-old still believes in Santa Claus, after all. And, she really has. And because of that, I think that she should get some special surprises on Christmas morning. Husband and wife, especially. I know, I know….

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Hey everybody, as I'm sure you're aware, Christmas is around the corner and an inappropriate card is coming from me. Over the past few years my mailing address list has grown quite a bit, to the point where its getting a bit expensive to do these cards every year mainly the cost of stamps, printing and props. This year, and likely for years going forward I will be crowdfunding my card, this way everyone who wants one will get one, and I wont have to break the bank you have no idea how often people ask to get on my mailing list, I'd like to add everyone but its just too expensive. It'll only cost you a buck, and each card cost about 70 cents to make and ship and then kickstarter will get their share too , so the remainder will likely just go towards the booze it takes to make these damn things.