In many areas, I crave consistency. I like when the subway comes on time and how my hair will be reliably perfect on the third day since my last wash. Sometimes the lighting is dim or the camera lens on my phone is dirty. Other times, I can't convince my face and body to do something sexy at the same time. The result is always a weirdly cropped, uncomfortable-looking photo that I'd rather delete than send to anyone else. And that sort of defeats the purpose of a nude selfie—at least, the ones I'm taking.
You finally took the one perfect selfie after tries, and now you want to share it online to all your friends. The only problem is that figuring out the perfect selfie caption isn't as easy as it seems. Especially because not all selfies are created equal. Context has a lot to do with what kind of caption you go with. For example, a selfie with your sister is going to warrant a different caption than a selfie taken at prom. And an OOTD pic will require a one-liner that would never truly work for a savage pic. What about when you're feeling silly and need a cute caption?