Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one. A double decker bus!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now! Friend: Idk, why? Because she had no arms.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus Joke 7 What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Bus jokes 60 jokes about buses. Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.