Forty four jokes

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Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to

The mayor in Jaws watched as, one by one, his townspeople got devoured, but the survivors stuck with him anyway — cue the memes. Larry Vaughn was the mayor of a small Northeastern town for several years several decades ago when — yes, sure, okay fine — several people were eaten by giant sharks. He may have just been the fictional mayor of Amity Island in the first two Jaws movies , but his short-sighted resistance toward protecting people from the sharks keeps his legacy alive and well. Forty-four years after Jaws made him the no more than the fifth-most important character in one of the most popular movies of all time, Mayor Vaughn has been turned into a reliable meme for everything that is right and wrong with local elections.

You might be staring down your 40th birthday like it's the barrel of a gun, but turning the big shouldn't be all doom and gloom. By now you've probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are. You know who your real friends are, and you've finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut. Things are looking up!