Found in the anus

Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. Tragically, when we moved to VICE. Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr. Mona Moore. Obviously, that is not my real name, but I am a real doctor.

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What Is Anal Cancer?

Anal cancer - NHS

According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most, however. We've gone beyond the "usual" bottles and dildos to bring you these ten truly bizarre items that have all been found lodged in peoples' bums. Something tells us that they didn't really slip and "fall" onto these objects! Have you searched high and low for your car keys but can't find them? Don't forget to check your bum! It doesn't take a detective to crack this case.

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10 Craziest Foreign Objects Found Stuck In A Rectum

The inner lining of the anal canal is the mucosa. Most anal cancers start from cells in the mucosa. Glands and ducts tubes leading from the glands are found under the mucosa.

The anal canal is a short tube surrounded by muscle at the end of your rectum. The rectum is the bottom section of your colon large intestine. When you have a bowel movement, stool leaves your body from the rectum through the anal canal. As the cancer grows, it may stay in nearby tissues or spread to other parts of the body, a process called metastasis.