Let's cut the shit. When Cosmopolitan assigned me to test out their most infamous sex tip — to put a doughnut on my boyfriend's dick and then write about it — I wanted to cry and throw up on my boss and then quit and cry and throw up forever at home. Pastry and pubic hair? I'm throwing up. But then I thought about it.
I Ate a Doughnut Off My Boyfriend's Penis and It Was Awesome
I must be in love, right? I should really hold onto this one, huh. You know that smell that lingers in the air on a hot summer day after the lawn gets moved? He actually showers twice a day, which is more than I can say for myself. But his package tastes like dirty feet.
The woman can be seen tucking in to the recently discovered wood-eating clam. For many the idea of throwing their head back and sliding a slippery shellfish down their throat is a vomit inducing thought. One iron stomached woman has upped the ante by chomping the head off a newly discovered penis-shaped clam. A video has emerged of the woman grabbing the curiously shaped mollusk by the base, which looks fairly similar to a large German sausage emerging from one end of a bread bun. The adventurous eater taps then the shellfish on its end which causes a stream of water to spurt out.
A teenage girl in Brazil has allegedly confessed to torturing her five-year-old brother to death before eating his severed penis. Police are investigating the possibility that the crime was linked to a black magic ritual because the body was found on the floor surrounded by several candles. Maycon Roque's heavily mutilated body was found by his mother last Thursday night after a relative broke into the family house in Sao Roque, southeast Brazil, to find year-old Karina standing beside the child's remains.