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It has been almost two years since Thomas Roy Gourneau anonymously mailed a chocolate penis to his former girlfriend's ex-husband, and that candy dick has been creating trouble for him ever since. Chance responded by subpoenaing Gourneau's financial records—presumably to prove that he was the dick-sender—and Gourneau was arrested and charged with misdemeanor harassment in December If they are being harassed and there is a method to stop the harassment, we will handle it," he said. Any citizen who has a complaint, we will talk to. Despite the fact that his client could face jail time, Cleveland seems to be really looking forward to hearing what Chance is going to say in court.

By Chris Perez. January 30, pm Updated January 30, pm. The wheelchair-bound military vet walked over to a nearby AIDS clinic and tried removing some of the goodies he scored, but was spotted by two employees. The workers pulled out their cellphones and began filming Childs, whose pants were falling down, before asking him to leave. A woman later claimed to have seen Childs masturbating for about a minute. He was also accused of spitting on one of the clinic workers. They said that his baggy pants had simply slipped down during the confrontation and left part of his backside exposed.

I must be in love, right? I should really hold onto this one, huh. You know that smell that lingers in the air on a hot summer day after the lawn gets moved? He actually showers twice a day, which is more than I can say for myself. But his package tastes like dirty feet.

My partner and I have been together for six years, which means that we've had plenty of time to try every tip, trick, and safe word in our joint sexual repertoire. My favorite safe word is Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen , by the way. It's just got an air of elegance to it! What we haven't tried are Cosmo's most daring sex tips; those that include nude portraits, donuts, and candy jewelry left over from our last Halloween party, when we learned that adults prefer drinking to ring pops. Their loss!